"But they need fathers, in theory. That kind of qual?ity, that kind of rough quality. . ."

"From Brooklyn, they have to walk over the bridge. From downtown, all they have to do is walk up Hudson Street."

"Its like three people reading a magazine at the same time."

"Well Ive learned this: To make progress, you have to give up something."

"If they bite you then youre dead."

"Get one and keep it. Keep it for yourself. Hug it and teach it things. Everything you know."

"No I dont think hes brave. But I think hes smart."

"I think youd better look at him. He looks pretty far gone."

"Hes got those little spots on his hands."

"Thought I heard a skunk barking."

"They could be on Hudson Street already. We wouldnt know."

"If hes smart why doesnt he make us happy?"

"The thing is, whether we believe in ourselves or not."

"A few rows of figgers Id like you to check over."

"Well you cant have everything."

"Thats really a very fine attitude toward older peo?ple. I admire you for that."

Q: Some people like Giacometti. As a sculptor. Al?though I suppose its foolish to speak of "liking" Gia?cometti. Armature with impetigo. Hes not about women.

"Older people should be treated with respect, not much but some."

"He said his wife finally asked him to stop introduc?ing her to people as my wife. "

"Stick a screwdriver down your throat if you mess with me. A big screwdriver."

"How could I not?"

"Do you think hes brave?"

"Youd get tired of me."

"Pink always struck me as sordid."

"I understand that. But you could be foolish and un?wise."

"Let Simon deal with them."

"They found more rabid skunks. Two in Brooklyn Heights and one at the World Trade Center."

"No."

"You can start, in America, with just a nickel, and pretty soon you have a dime!"

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A Woody Shaw record is played. Simons using ear?phones so he can play the music as loud as he pleases without disturbing the women. At low volume you lose half of it, a thing his wife had never understood. Now one of the guests is praising D flat. "This is on ITC," the host says. "ITC is a new label thats just getting started in LA. Theyre getting new guys and doing new things." The drummer on the Woody Shaw record is wonderfully skillful if a bit orotund.

"Well send postcards."

"No you have to have shots in the stomach. Forty-two shots in the stomach."

"Do you really think so?"

Q: How many hours a night?

"It wouldnt work out."

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"A lot of humility," says the other. "I mean he can do it all."

Simon suddenly remembers putting on his daugh?ters shoes, in the morning, before his wife took her to nursery school. His wife brought in the child and the shoes, and Sarah would sit on his lap as sneaker was fit?ted to foot. "Make your toes little," hed say, and shed perversely spread them.

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"But I like it."

"Whole societies have taken glee and satisfaction from heckling, humiliating and scourging me."

"It looks like a wallaby except that it has a different kind of head. Less attenuated. Theyre black."

"I got to go away now," Dore says. "I got to leave this place."

"We could enjoy it for a short time. Might be as much as two whole years."

"The inconsequence of your thought is a burden to me."

"Why not?"

"Reminds me of thick lumber stacked on the back of a truck, held down by chains --"

He lays himself down in bed, sleeps fitfully for an hour and a half. At six hes up again, in a t-shirt and jeans, moving around the apartment. The women are all still sleeping. He looks out of the windows. On the street a man in violet running shorts is carrying a woman on his shoulders, shes in fact riding him, her legs around his neck. The man is heavy, muscular, car?ries his rider with spectacular ease. The woman is in her early forties, the man the same age or a little younger. The man runs in circles, the woman waves like a circus performer. Its six-thirty.

"ITS the fault of men. As a group."

"Polishing the doorknobs and getting the fug out of the corners."

"What about the children?"

"But well never see him again."

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"Drunk, too."

"I ask you, formally, to stay. Will you stay?"

"I have hope," Simon says. "Not a hell of a lot of hope, but some hope. You need tons of hope sim?ply in order to function. Got to think that everything will work out. I dont think thats condescending. I hope its not condescending. Ive dealt with young peo?ple before. I taught Sarah to roll her eyes and groan, when she was four, we rehearsed it. She was attempting it already, herself, but she hadnt got it right. My father believed in the Second World War, a good choice. I believe in bricklayers but even bricklayers get things wrong, you specify a course of contrasting brick, vary the pattern of headers and stretchers and they misread the blueprints. I dont want to be condescending. Trees have integrity, cant go far wrong with a tree. You want to make a building look good, budget heavily for trees. A bird in the tree is better than a kick in the prosthesis. Thats all I mean. Thank you and good night."

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"They are tearing me apart with their defamations that whole worlds chuckle about."

"Used to be able to stay up all night and roar. Cant do that now."

"Theres a man in here. Not in good shape."

"When is anything ever fair to the others?"

"I dont want you to go."

Anne

"Hes not the only pebble on the beach."

Dore will come in and demand to know where my penis has got to. I dont know, Ill say, it was there yes?terday, more or less. You call that there, shell say, scornfully, and Ill say, I am a poor relic, a poor husk, a leftover, a single yellow bean covered with Cling Wrap sailing on a flawed plate through the refrigerator of life. Yes, shell say, excuses, you promised us Eden, you did, I remember, not anything you said in so many words but by implication, you implied that we would be happy forever together. . . I didnt! Ill say, or scream, I always said that things would turn out badly, consult the records, look at the transcript, you have no right to --

A: Yes he is. Also, hes got a razor in his shoe.

"Old men with canes gimping down the sidewalk. White hair and bent heads."

"Wash my fingers frequently, bubbling in responses to forms and questionnaires."

"Ive endured it on every side."

"Trying to keep all the prosperity for a few self-selected individuals. Men."

"Call the hospital. Something in the --"

"What does a skunk look like? Ive never seen one."

Theres a hospital at the end of the block. Simon, on the sidewalk, stops a resident on the way to work. Hes Oriental, Korean or Japanese, white-clothed, a stetho?scope stuck in his right-hand jacket pocket.

"Its hard to be bright and fresh when youre too old."

"Ive been busy, sorting buttons, one thing and an?other."

Q: Do you want some of these little green ones? Theyre supposed to be good.

A: I have peculiar dreams. But I sleep very well, on balance.

"One day there wont be any wives any more."

SIMON flew to North Carolina to inspect a job hed done in Winston-Salem, a hospital. The con?struction was quite good and he found little to com?plain of. He admired the fenestration, done by his own hand. He spent an agreeable night in a Ramada Inn and flew back the next day. His seatmate was a young German woman on her way to Frankfurt. She was six months pregnant, she said, and her husband, an Army sergeant in Chemical Warfare, had found a new girlfriend, was divorcing her. She had spent two years at Benning, loved America, spoke with what seemed to Simon a Texas accent. Her father was dead and her mother operated a candy store in Frankfurt. They talked about pregnancy and delivery, about how much wine she allowed herself, whether aspirin was in fact a danger to the bab

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"Caught in the cognitive squeeze."

"Something is better than nothing."

" Bye guys," Simon says.

"Ive only seen them squashed on the road."

When he goes out to get the Times there is a semi-corpse in the vestibule, a barely breathing Hispanic male. Hes vomited blood and blood is all over the red tile. Simon shakes the mans shoulder. Whiskey smell and no visible wounds. He shakes the man again. No response.

A: Four or five.

"Just free units cruising the surface of the earth. Fly?ing the black flag."

"The thing is, we just have to have the courage of our convictions."

"Gotta get that birds nest on the ground."

"Burns. From cooking fried chicken. The grease jumps."

"Its an impossible situation."

"Time boogies on," Dore says.

With clear reluctance the doctor, a small man with a mustache, follows Simon into the vestibule. He bends over the fallen man, taking care not to touch him.

"How do you know thats true?"

"You gave it to him."

Four oclock in the morning. Simon listen?ing to one of his radios, sipping white wine. Two horn players are talking about Coltrane.

"Thats not unreasonable."

"It sounds right. It includes pain."

"We watched a movie in which a giant chandelier visited the earth and a lot of little green wimps hung about the edges of the frame, cooing."

"I think we should buy some cars or something, Firebirds and Cutlasses."

Q: Feels like Saturday today, I dont know why. . .

A: It does feel a bit like Saturday. . .

Q: Do you want them to come back?

Over the Atlantic on the long approach to Kennedy Simon saw a hundred miles of garbage in the water, from the air white floating scruff. The water became agitated at points as fish attacked the garbage and Simon turned his mind to compaction. When they landed he kissed the German woman goodbye and told her that although she probably didnt feel very lucky at the moment, she was very lucky.

"Yeah I saw that one."

They lurch through the door.

"I dreamed about this pony last night. Very engag?ing pony. We kept it in Simons room."

A: I think not.

"You can accidentally shoot your dog. Ive known cases of that."

"Great one," says one of the guys on the radio, when the Wynton Marsalis track is over.

"But I have to."

"How can we leave him?"

"Hes gracious and good."

"I forgot about boys."

"Simon, I dont want to go," Anne says.

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The doctor looks annoyed.

"The prophet Zephaniah appeared to me in a dream," Anne says. "He said, Split! Split!"

"Who can make us happy? I mean if you look at it realistically."

"Im going to stay off the streets."

"Guy came up to me on the street, black guy, he says, Can you spare a quarter for an American citizen? "

"Something to look forward to."

"If men knew what they were doing, they would cringe with fear."

He moves one hand up and down his chest.

"Maybe we should put chicken wire over the win?dows."

"You make it sound like a cancer situation. It wouldnt be fair to the others."

"Or husbands either."

"They could be in the graveyards. Hiding out in the graveyards behind the sagging stones. We wouldnt know."

"The thing is," one says, and the other bursts in to say, "Yeah, but wait a minute."

"They dont want us to bloom and flower."

"Little satisfaction in that."

"Call nine one one."

"No. The reverse, if anything. We could sit around and watch old movies on television. Thats all I ask."

Q: Maybe theyll come back.

"I gots to make mah mark in de whirl," says Veron?ica.

"Thats not true."

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"No just wear boots. Then if one approaches you you can kick it."